I'm Back Like the Olympiad

After a long hiatus, I am back.  And much like the Winter Olympics, I wonder if anyone cares.  However, it is July, and it is the quadrennial time of year for the Summer Olympics.  Today marks the start of the 30th Olympiad in London, England.  And although I am a big fan of the Olympic Games, both summer and winter, this time of year always makes me think about the "sports" that we include in the Olympics.  There are some of the quintessential sports, such as Cycling, Soccer (yes, Soccer, not football), and the Track & Field events.  However, there are some events that I cannot find a reason for them being in the Olympics.

For instance, Synchronized Swimming.  Just because you can float the same direction as another person, I don't think you can be considered an Olympian.  The same goes for Equestrian Dressage.  It's basically horse dancing.  I just can't get behind these crappy events that have no bearing on our country's standing in the athletic world. Does that make me less of an American?  Of course, there is a flip-side to this coin.  Basketball in the Olympics has turned into a fight for the Silver medal because the USA is all but assured the Gold.  The USA Men's Basketball team has won medals in all of it's 16 Olympic appearances, 13 of them Gold medals.  So as boring as it is to watch synchronized swimming, I can't really think it would be too much more exciting to watch Team USA beat Tunisia 102-64.

Sure, you may be able to twirl a ribbon around on a mat, but in my own personal opinion, you are not as worthy of the Gold medal as someone who can break a world record at running, or weightlifting.  However, since I cannot change the events in the Olympics, I guess we just have to take the good with the bad.  Let's enjoy watching the 100m Dash and the Javelin Throw, and let's just pretend that rhythm gymnastics matters.  After all, we only have to deal with it every 4 years.

Been A Long Time

So, it's been over a month. Fall is here, and the weather is changing. Which means that lifestyles will be changing as well. For me, the colder weather brings a lot of welcomed changes. Wearing warmer clothes, drinking darker beer, and getting closer to family and friends. I feel that the colder months are a time when people can take the time to do some self-reflection, and take in the really good points in their life. Don't get me wrong, Summer is awesome. BBQ's and warm, sunny days are always appreciated. But I just think that there is something special about being able to see your breath outside, and spending some time outside in the crisp, cold air. And I'm not even saying this because of Thanksgiving or Christmas get togethers, or for New Years parties. I think that Fall and Winter are times that we can all come to appreciate what we have, and also what we hope to achieve in the future...

I just want to comment on how amazingly stupid people become when they enter an airport. It's as if they are faced with the prospect of security checkpoints and unassigned seating and they revert back to this infantile level of intelligence. This can't possibly be that difficult of a concept. If your bag is checked, you can't pick it up as you exit your seat! Safe travels everybody...
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The AFI...a few gripes

I am a big fan of lists. Top 10 lists, categorical lists, rankings, and comparisons. It's because of this that I am naturally intrigued by the "100 Years...100 Movies" by AFI, the American Film Institute. I always find it interesting to see how movies rank against each other, and see where my favorites lie. Of course, these lists are made up by the "experts" in the industry, so there are bound to be conflicts, as with things such as the Oscars and Competitive Figure Skating. After looking through the various lists that the AFI publishes, I found three distinct issues with my own personal ideas. So, here we go:

Issue #1 - The AFI publishes a list of the 100 Top Movie Quotes throughout history. At the top of this list are such memorable quotes as "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse" by Marlon Brando in The Godfather and "Here's looking at you, kid" by Humphrey Bogart. My issue with this isn't exactly what is on this list, but with something that isn't. Nowhere within these 100 Movie quotations will one find the legacy creating statement by Darth Vader, "No, I am your father!". This often misquoted statement has gone down in the lexicon of both American and International cinema as one of the most recognizable and referenced statements in films. It has become synonymous with the Star Wars series, almost as much so as the instantly recognizable menacing breathing of Darth Vader. The criteria that the AFI uses to gauge the list of quotations is like this. The quote in question must have:

• Cultural Impact: Movie quotations that viewers use in their own lives and situations; circulating through popular culture, they become part of the national lexicon.
• Legacy: Movie quotations that viewers use to evoke the memory of a treasured film, thus ensuring and enlivening its historical legacy.

When these criteria are applied to our quote in question, it is easy to recognize why these 5 words from Darth Vader deserve inclusion on the list of the 100 Movie Quotations. Through the decades people across the country, and arguably the world, have repeated this quote in various social situations. Perhaps the best reason why this quote should attain a place on the list is that nearly any person would know what you are referencing if you utter, "I am your father!" in a deep, gravelly baritone voice.

My second gripe with the AFI comes from their list of 100 Best Thrillers. When a person thinks of a movie as a Thriller, they conjure up ideas of movies such as The Terminator, The Shining and Die Hard. So, it may come as a shock to you that on this list made by the AFI, the movie Titanic, yes Leo DiCaprio "I'm the king of the world!" Titanic, not only makes the list of 100 Best Thrillers, but it OUTRANKS the above-mentioned 3 movies! In fact, James Cameron's blockbuster, somehow categorized as a thriller, ranks #25 on AFI's list, meaning it is in the top 1/4th of the list. The criteria used to define the thriller list is such:

• Thrills: Regardless of genre, the total adrenaline-inducing impact of a film’s artistry and craft must create an experience that engages our bodies as well as our minds.
• Legacy: Films whose "thrills" have enlivened and enriched America’s film heritage while continuing to inspire contemporary artists and audiences.

Using the above mentioned criteria, it is hard to see how Titanic makes the list of thrilling movies, let alone comes in at #25. I'm not saying that Titanic was without any thrill, yet I find it hard to see how there is an adrenaline-inducing impact throughout the 3 hour and 14 minutes of Titanic. Yes, there was action, and emotion, but I feel that the overall intent of the movie is to be dramatic and romantic. The movie is more about the tale of two people from two completely different walks of life, who find love during a time that others wouldn't understand, than it is about the actual sinking of the ship. Granted, the final scenes involving the sinking and the various tragedies occurring to those onboard are impressive, yet I don't think that these scenes were the overall intent of the filmmakers.

My final issue with the AFI comes from their list of the "100 Best Heroes and Villains". This is a list containing the characters who the AFI feels are the 50 Best Heroes, and the 50 Best Villains in American movie history. There are obvious characters on this list such as Indiana Jones, James Bond and Rick Blaine for the Heroes, and Norman Bates, Hannibal Lecter and Nurse Ratched for the Villains. Surprise came over when I scrolled down the list of the villains, only to find Michael Corleone come in as #11 on the Villain list. I take issue with this because I do not believe that Michael Corleone is a villain in any of the three Godfather movies. He is a criminal, yes. He is a deceptive person, yes. But the villain of the film? No. I would classify him as the protagonist because, despite his sidings with the law or morality, the film is based upon him and his family. In addition to that, 99% percent of the people who watch it are most likely "on his side" and not wishing to see any harm befall him. Fans of the series are not hoping that The Turk follows through and kills Michael's father, nor are they hoping that the assassination attempt in Part II is successful. He is not a hero, not by any stance, but he does not create a sense of villainy, either....

Go online, and check out the AFI's various lists at http://www.afi.com/100years/ and take issue yourself....dissent is a beautiful thing

It's been a while

Seeing that my last post was on June 20th, I realized that I have been severely lacking in the posting category. Basically I think that I am compiling a list of all the things I wish to post about. You wouldn't realize how hard it is to make up a list of things to rant about until you are actually pressed to make one. I am in the process of doing this, however, and I think that it should only be a matter of time until I get something interesting on here.

And by the way, I am writing this from a computer terminal in a hospital, while at work...isn't technology awesome?

Finally Finished

It's 4:15 am on Sunday and I finally finished that research paper...all 24 pages of it...I am severely looking forward to some time off in the next couple of weeks...but for now, slumber....

Time Consuming

I do have to apologize for my lack of posts in about a week. This is due to the fact that I have been heavily involved with schoolwork. Come to mention it, I am currently working on my final project, which is a 15 page research paper about research...that's right, a research paper...about research. This is just the icing that I need for this hell of a cake that this class has been....